I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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