Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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