p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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