What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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