omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I think people are normalizing furries
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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