Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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