I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
