Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
