I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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