so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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