It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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