I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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