Pappa wants mamma naked
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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