Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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