I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
