i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
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Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Houston, we have a blender
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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