I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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