I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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