I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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Do I have a choice?
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
