Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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