I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
