Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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