Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize