dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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