So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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