do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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