He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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