I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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