how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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