Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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