8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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