yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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