im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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