dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
cat food counts as protein by the way
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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