So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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