i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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