She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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