Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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