Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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