I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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