I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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