I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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