it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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