an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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