North Korea, Best Korea!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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