Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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