I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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