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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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