you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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