hotel room ftw
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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