going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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