Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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