honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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