Nicole vs. Life
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Randomize
