it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Come on in and take your pants off
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